What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 23:56

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
A View to a Kill
You Only Live Twice
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Moonraker
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
What's your wildest & weirdest fantasy?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Ah so!”